Hello, Moto
May 28th, 2005 • Geeking Out / Randomness
I was chatting with Courtney a bit ago and mentioned to her that all of Motorola’s (cool) new phones have four letter names (RAZR, SLVR, PEBL, ROKR). Of course, she couldn’t resist taking that to the place that any sane person would go and replied “yes, the new DAMN phone is really cool.”
That inspired us to think of some other names and purpose the phones would serve.
HELL is for goths, bikers, and angry teenage girls who listen to Avril.
The SHTR is for Gwen Stefani, since she wants us to be well aquainted with her shit.
And FCKR… well, that’s for booty calls. Obviously.
Feel free to contribute your own Moto names. YEAH!*
* YEAH phone produced by Motorola exclusively for Lil’ Jon. God that was a cheap joke.
♫ Fischerspooner - A Kick In The Teeth
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RyanH
May 29th, 2005 at 9:20 pm
While I would assume any four-letter explicative to work well in this situation, I believe you are looking for a bit more creativity.
I would say the MOFO phone is perfect for those assholes in our lives who need a self-esteem boost without picking on the little guy.
Or maybe, something as crazy as a SONY phone. What a weird name that is.
adam
May 29th, 2005 at 11:41 pm
MOTOMOFO. Love it!
ney
May 30th, 2005 at 4:11 pm
Ryan, that's ingenious! :-)