I Do Have Beautiful Cheese Bushes
September 25th, 2004 • Randomness
Bryan is a little tipsy right now. Here’s the story he just wrote for me (I would scan it if I had a scanner):
I am |Adan and I smeelll like GBoooof
No, that’s not the story. That’s Bryan coming over and telling me he would type it for me.
Here’s the story:
Once upon a time there was a gay boy named Adam. He was so gay even Michael Jackson didn’t invite him to Neverland Ranch! This made poor little gay Adam very sad. So he went to Honduros (sic) to become a pig and cheese farmer. He had beautiful cheese bushes.
Indeed.
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Mighty Julie
September 26th, 2004 at 12:37 pm
OK that made me laugh. While in person I often dislike being around very tipsy people, they do write highly entertaining things such as this and the entire canon of literature from the 1920s in America.
bryan
September 26th, 2004 at 5:59 pm
Whatever….I deny everything :-x
Jina
September 28th, 2004 at 8:56 pm
I believe I have found another deitiphobia/massivivid fan? nice. :)
Very beautiful site you have here.
My other site is jinabolton.com - I'm going to be adding you to my blogroll. :D
matthew
September 29th, 2004 at 12:33 pm
…wow…
that's all I can think of to say…
I don't know why, but I always thought you and Bryan just avoided alcohol, clubs, etc - you know, all the fun stuff in life. I stand corrected.