It’s a true clash of the titans! Two of the most feared and revered monsters of our time battle to the death. Who should you root for? Just use this handy guide to our contestants’ attributes and decide for yourself.
Torgo
The “monster” from “Manos” the Hands of Fate, Torgo’s most distinctive feature is his large knees.
Strengths: Torgo’s haunting theme has been known to drive his enemies insane. He also can keep opponents distracted with his very slow and distinctive manner of speech. The staff he carries can be used to bludgeon his adversaries, though he has never been seen to use it for much other than walking.
Weaknesses: Torgo is not known for being quick on his feet. In fact, his large knees cause him to wobble more than walk or run. He also was killed at the end of “Manos”… but we’ll ignore that. Maybe he’s a zombie now (which would probably be a strength).
For more on Torgo (and I know you want to know more), here is a wealth of information.
Trogdor
Trogdor was a man… I mean, he was a dragon-man… or maybe he was just a dragon. But he was still TROGDOR!
Strengths: Trogdor’s main offensive weapon is that of burnination. Though he has mostly been known to burninate the countryside and the peasants in their thatch-roofed cottages, I’m sure he could use his burnination against any foe he chose. Trogdor is also a wingaling dragon, which probably means he can fly, and he has a big beefy arm that he could most likely use to smite anyone who annoyed him.
Weaknesses: In my opinion, Trogdor looks a little top heavy. Seriously, I think a bit of a stiff breeze would make it hard for him to stand up. What with that beefy arm coming out of the back of his neck and his little tiny legs, he probably doesn’t have the best balance in the world.
Showdown
Who do you think would win in this epic battle? Would Torgo drive Trogdor out of his mind using the haunting theme and then crush Trogdor using his knees? Or would Trogdor smite and burninate Torgo from here to next Wednesday? Only you can decide! (Hm, that makes me think of those choose your own adventure books… “If Torgo wins, turn to page 32. If Trogdor wins, turn to page 57. If it’s a tie, go back and re-read this page and realize that a tie is not an option. This is to the death.)
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